unseendaydream:

sincerelyjustme:

I love how in every Avengers fic I read, even if it takes place after the movie,

Coulson is always there.

Just there.

Like the entire fandom plugged their ears and screamed “LA LA LA LA LA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU” when he died.

And this is a good thing.　

Yes, yes, this is true. I agree. wait, who said Coulson died, I don’t think I remember that part nope, must have been someone’s wild imagination.

Coulson isn’t allowed to die.

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assrobots:

This is how the apocalypse will go down.

very slowly?

yazswonderland:

kargoroc:

kuro-yuetchi:

swwaglord:

juniormintcloud:

douchecookie:

hust-hust:

chromiumbar:

littlepuddle:

semii-colon:

outerspacecake:

turianbutts:

editoress:

kar-alorade:

mamieshepard:

dr-solus:

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))

“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;” 

Oh… 

“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”

Okay…

“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”

… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.

“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”

well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.

“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“

UH EXCUSE ME

Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY

” There. Can you… Still move it? ”

i.. am
not sure how to take this
l0l 

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”

wow rude

“Illustration by Ryunosuke Kuroichi”

…. its a copic illustration book thingy… and im just laughing here right now

“Und darum war es ein bisschen irritierend.”

wie bitte was

“When she only gave him a cold stare he got angry.”

:’) okay

“Huh?” 

… 

“No one answered right away”

OH MY GOD WHAT  

“Half an hour later they were no closer to solving the puzzle”

OMFG. Wut.

“The death of a master arouses suspicion, but if no master is believed dead…”

um…wut o.o

“Be above all prepared.”

ok….

“Harry looked slowly around at him[Vernon].”  (Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix)

…uhhh…what?

bakingwithabiteofdelight:

Red Velvet is a very popular flavor, I call it a guy flavor. Usually most of the groom’s cakes I do are red velvet, craft fairs I have done where I have sold cupcakes usually guys always choose red velvet. It’s strange. 

Here is a little snippet of red velvet history…

The exact history of red velvet cake is unknown. There is, however, a well known story of how the recipe came to be. The legend claims a woman was staying at the Waldorf Astoria in New York. She loved the cake she had sampled there so much that she wrote to the hotel, asking for the baker’s name and a copy of the recipe. The recipe arrived in the mail alongside a rather large bill. The story explains that the woman was so furious, she copied the recipe and sent it to everyone she knew. 

Here is the supposed Waldorf-Astoria Red Velvet Cake Recipe

Ingredients

1. 1/2 cup shortening
2. 1 1/2 cups sugar
3. 2 eggs
4. 2 ounces red food coloring
5. 2 tablespoons cocoa ( heaping)
6. 1 cup buttermilk
7. 2 1/4 cups cake flour
8. 1 teaspoon salt
9. 1 teaspoon vanilla
10. 1 teaspoon baking soda
11. 1 teaspoon vinegar

FROSTING

1. 3 tablespoons flour
2. 1 cup milk
3. 1 cup sugar
4. 1 teaspoon vanilla
5. 1 cup butter ( must be butter)

Directions

1. Cream shortening, sugar and eggs.
2. Make a paste of food coloring and cocoa.
3. Add to creamed mixture.
4. Add buttermilk alternating with flour and salt.
5. Add vanilla.
6. Add soda to vinegar, and blend into the batter.
7. Pour into 3 or 4 greased and floured 8” cake pans.
8. Bake at 350°F for 24-30 minutes.
9. Split layers fill and frost with the following frosting.
10. Frosting: Add milk to flour slowly, avoiding lumps.
11. Cook flour and milk until very thick, stirring constantly.
12. Cool completely.
13. Cream sugar, butter and vanilla until fluffy.
14. Add to cooked mixture.
15. Beat, high speed, until very fluffy.
16. Looks and tastes like whipped cream.

I have never tried this recipe but it looks like a pretty standard red velvet cake.

Happy Friday!

I’ve been in such a foodie mood lately

I effing love sloths.

gamzeesinsanity:

elicitesheep:

im going to follow you on http://allthehomestucksunite.tumblr.com/ there

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troublemakerinthetardis:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

I could care less about the egg plant, that comment has my dying

oh god, I am dying right now xD screw the eggplant at this point

So….I totally just saw a commercial for farmersonly.com ….it’s a dating site for farmers…and ranchers…and country folk….and this is seriously a thing?  Yep, this is seriously a thing, just checked…what in the world, internet?  what in the world?!

http://www.farmersonly.com/

If you were curious, there’s the link.

And here’s the commercial I saw…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RvyFFjP7RE

Talking cows, a horse, and a dog…and apparently lonely farmer girls walk their corn fields when they get depressed…

insanelygaming:

Playing Against Girlfriend

lol this is me when I play against my boyfriend…except I don’t win… » « » except for that one time…once…

saiderp:

WHAT IS THIS?

OH MY, IT’S ANOTHER HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY!

It looks like I finally reached 100 followers!!!

And thus, this giveaway was given life.

WHAT COULD YOU WIN?

1^st PLACE-

                A pair of troll horns, a matching shirt, and ben nye gray makeup!

2^nd PLACE-

                A pair of troll horns with ben nye gray makeup!

3^rd PLACE-

                Ben Nye gray makeup!

RULES-

• You do NOT have to follow me, but if you do you’ll win my unconditional love and it’d be super nice of you.

• Go ahead and like and reblog as many times as you want, just please be respectful of your followers!

•  No side blogs allowed! If I see a side blog dedicated to giveaways you’ll be disqualified
•   Please have your ask open!

• I WILL ship internationally but it will take longer since I need to earn all the money

• No ancestor horns, sorry! Those things are just too gigantic!
• If you’re asking for Tavros horns they will take longer!
• I WILL DO FANTROLL HORNS, but if you are first place you’ll just choose a random trolls shirt instead then!
• If you want the Ben Nye makeup, you can only get ONE. So if you want white and gray for Gamzee you’ll have to choose one, sorry!
• Have fun!

THE WINNERS WILL BE CHOOSEN BY A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR

THE GIVEAWAY WILL END ON JULY 20^TH 

Good Luck! <3

saiderp:

WHAT IS THIS?

OH MY, IT’S ANOTHER HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY!

It looks like I finally reached 100 followers!!!

And thus, this giveaway was given life.

WHAT COULD YOU WIN?

1^st PLACE-

                A pair of troll horns, a matching shirt, and ben nye gray makeup!

2^nd PLACE-

                A pair of troll horns with ben nye gray makeup!

3^rd PLACE-

                Ben Nye gray makeup!

RULES-

• You do NOT have to follow me, but if you do you’ll win my unconditional love and it’d be super nice of you.

• Go ahead and like and reblog as many times as you want, just please be respectful of your followers!

•  No side blogs allowed! If I see a side blog dedicated to giveaways you’ll be disqualified
•   Please have your ask open!

• I WILL ship internationally but it will take longer since I need to earn all the money

• No ancestor horns, sorry! Those things are just too gigantic!
• If you’re asking for Tavros horns they will take longer!
• I WILL DO FANTROLL HORNS, but if you are first place you’ll just choose a random trolls shirt instead then!
• If you want the Ben Nye makeup, you can only get ONE. So if you want white and gray for Gamzee you’ll have to choose one, sorry!
• Have fun!

THE WINNERS WILL BE CHOOSEN BY A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR

THE GIVEAWAY WILL END ON JULY 20^TH 

Good Luck! <3

jirugamesh:

lelk:

I need more Homestucks in my liiiffee.

Hollaaaa

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eu-moro-de-baixo-de-sua-cama:

At Hogwarts:

In the Tardis:

In the Shire:

In the Impala:

In 221B Baker Street:

In Camelot:

In the Pokemon world

At Avengers Mansion:

In Storybrooke:

The Warehouse:

The Jeffersonian:

Dalton Academy:

Narnia:

Playing Sburb

The Truffula Valley:

With the Hetalia gang:

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otaku-project:

Catvengers, assemble!

zomgoodness! agent Phil Pawson!!! >w<

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funniest10k:

 

OH MY.

YES.

YES.

YES.

Since the quote seemed so outlandish and stupid, I had to google for the source.  It’s fucking legit.  Hahaha oh my god, it’s so legit.

wait he LITERALLY said that? jesus fucking christ.

I stick with the theory that Rickman is a closet homosexual.

Jussayin’.

Oh god look at him.

He is totally gay himself.

Why is this person even on the internet.

The internet is a nice place.

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